About 6 months ago, there was an XV-LT parked in Calabasas with a for sale sign. I didn't look at the asking price but it was sweet looking. You could always get one (what's another $100K after all) and tow your TJ.
This line on their site cracked me up though: "The high torque rating of the diesel engine and the Class IV receiver hitch
will enable you to pull a boat, ATV, horse or
camping trailer weighing up to 10,000 pounds with a weight distributing hitch."