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Your instructions should start like this:
The control arms you just purchased can be used for decorative purposes only. They are not suspension components, and should not be utilized under load. These control arms are not DOT approved and not street legal. Don’t drink and drive. Buckle up. The control arms will not protect occupants in case of an accident. The control arms come without warranty whatsoever, whether express, implied, or statutory, including, but not limited to, any warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose or any warranty that the control arms will be error-free. In no respect shall the provider of the control arms incur any liability for any damages, including, but not limited to, direct, indirect, special, or consequential damages arising out of, resulting from, or any way connected to the use of the item, whether or not based upon warranty, contract, tort, or otherwise; whether or not injury was sustained by persons or property or otherwise; and whether or not loss was sustained from, or arose out of, the results of, the control arms, or any services that may be provided by the control arms provider. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. All pictures in this document are simulated. Colors may, in time, fade. May be too intense for some viewers. No user-serviceable parts inside. List was current at time of printing. Not responsible for typographical or printers errors. In case of overdose, seek professional assistance. Do not submerge. Do not swallow. Do not put in eyes. Do not put in humans or animals. No animals were harmed during testing. Not for indoors use. Keep out of the reach of children. Void where prohibited. Batteries not included. Some assembly required. Use only as directed. This technology is not fault-tolerant and is not designed, manufactured or intended for use or resale as on-line control equipment in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, or air traffic control machines in which its failure could lead directly to death, personal injury, or severe physical or environmental damage. No other warranty expressed or implied. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Avoid alcoholic beverages while using this product. May cause drowsiness. Reproduction strictly prohibited. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Post office will not deliver without postage. Your canceled check is your receipt. An adult must accompany children. Avoid contact with skin. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Clean with soft, dry, lint-free cloth. Replace with same type. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. Not sold in stores. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Your mileage may vary. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Slippery when wet. Contact manufacturer for list of nutrients. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Provided "as is" without warranty of any kind. Pursuant to all federal regulations, past, present and future. This Agreement does not grant you any rights...
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