A couple for you....
A man gets home, screeches his car into the
driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and
shouts at the top of his lungs...... "Honey, pack your
bags. I won the lottery!"
The Wife says, 'Oh my Goodness! What should I pack,
beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," he says. "Just get the heck
out."
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as His father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny, looking worried said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
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NOW: 1996 XJ, 4.0/AW4/NP242. 1.5" spacer/shackle lift, 30x9.50's, open both ends
GONE: 1998 TJ, 4.0/5-speed. Currie lift. D44/HP D30, 4.88s, Detroits, Tera 4:1, 2-low. 35" MTRs
"The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife."
"We can have no "50-50" allegiance in this country. Either a man is an American and nothing else, or he is not an American at all."
Theodore Roosevelt
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