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Senator Kerry, What have you learned from your wife?
[droaning voice]I have learned that I married up! Now let me tell you about my dead mother who, even in death, is more charismatic and compassionate that that non-personable, uninteresting, non-smiling troll in red seated over there ...[/droaning voice]
(pan to non-personable, uninteresting, non-smiling troll in red)
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Heh, that was an awkward situation for Senator Fonda... uh, whoops, I'm sorry, Senator Kerry wasn't it?
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(thoughts inside head) "Please don't let me mess this answer up. Just answer Yes Dear or No Dear.
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I liked the part where he said his wife and kids kept him in line and didn't let him get away with anything. The only thing I could think of was "what kind of freak is he really?"
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