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Toyota Christmas
T'was a day like all others, except for one thing.
my cell phone was ringing a curious ring. It sounded like sleigh bells, as I reached for my phone. I looked at the ID , it just said unknown. As I answered the phone, with the usual hello The voice that replied was that jolly old fellow. I listened for Santa but there was too much clatter and asked old St. Nick , "what is the matter"? He said to me "Tumbleweed, I'm in a terrible pinch" I'm stuck on a roof and I haven't a winch. The reindeer are pooped, from their long Christmas journey. I'd like to get home and I'm in hurry. He told me the address, as I walked in the snow. To a spot in the driveway, where I think you all know. I turned the switch on and heard the fuel pumpin'. All of the pistons I named ,were a thumpin'. On Garner on Jackson , on James and on Willie ! Sugar plum smoke rings came out my exhaust I had driven so long , I thought I was lost. What in my frost blurred vision should appear. A cranky old fart and some tired reindeer. I tugged on his sleigh and it fell to the ground. The reindeer were anxious and jumping around. The fat man climbed into his reindeer drawn sleigh. I couldn't help but wonder, how much it would weigh. I walked up to Santa as he was ready to go. And said "Santa , next year just use my Toyota." |
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