Miss CrasAir 2002

[TObject]

Here is a fun thing to do. Let's pick our own Miss Crass Air 2002.

Click here to see the pictures of contestants.

[TObject]

I will vote, I just don't want to vote first or you will figure out that that was me.

[TObject]

Hmm, nobody?s voting. I wonder why...

[John]

Voted

[TObject]

Thank you! I thought the voting system broke or something...

If I didn?t make it clear, this is a beauty contest and you are the jury. You have to go by the pictures, to pick the winner.

[John]

What do we get if we win?

[Scott Evans]

I picked the one with brown hair and blue eyes

Scott E.

[TObject]

8 votes? Only 8 votes?

Here goes my long time dream of organizing beauty contests. I suck at it...

[Robert J. Yates]

Originally posted by TObject
8 votes? Only 8 votes?

Here goes my long time dream of organizing beauty contests. I suck at it...

....because maybe you need to pick some chicks with some beauty What is up with all the short hair and ties anyways - if I wanted that, I would turn gay like William did

[William]

Originally posted by Robert J. Yates


....because maybe you need to pick some chicks with some beauty What is up with all the short hair and ties anyways - if I wanted that, I would turn gay like William did

I'm married, you're not. You spend all that time shampooing carpets of your jeep, washing and waxing.. Clean fetish... Single guy who has a cat....

[Robert J. Yates]

Nice try bean boy but nooooope..........

[Stu Olson]

one of them looks as though she could be a LOT of fun (that look in her eyes) ......

and it isn't Whitey! (aka., #12) YUK!

Which one am I talking about?

[TObject]

Stu, is it number 8?

Number 6 looks like a classy chick. Wonder why no dirty cussing 4-wheelers vote for her...

[Dan-H]

Originally posted by TObject
Stu, is it number 8?

I think Stu is talking about #8 too.

[HIGLET]

Who in there right mind would want to be "Miss Crash Air"?

Oh wait it's Cras Air, what's that? Do they mean these girls say nasty things and have gas? If so then #8 is your girl. She's a dirty bird.

[Dan-H]

Will there be a runnoff?

May I suggest if you do, dismiss the gal's with zero or 1 vote and start another poll with the rest.


The results speak to the diversity in our tastes in women.






















Naaaah,


there just isn't a clear winner

[Stu Olson]

Originally posted by TObject
Stu, is it number 8?

Number 6 looks like a classy chick. Wonder why no dirty cussing 4-wheelers vote for her...

Ladies and Gentlemen.....we have a WINNER!

Yep, I think #8 has that look, for sure. She looks like all hell could break loose in just a few minutes. I would trade my rear disc conversion for her! LOL

[TObject]

A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a beautiful woman
sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she
must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?" Hoping
to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love
to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he
immediately thought to himself, "ooh s#*t, she doesn't work for Delta".

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her
again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused
look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the
list.

Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your friendly
skies?" This time the woman turned on him "What the f**k do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "ahhh,
CrasAir!!".

[Stu Olson]