Alien Abduction Survey

[Allen]

Ignore.....

Allen

[Sephiroth]

Originally posted by Allen


Ignore.....

Allen

[Allen]

Originally posted by Don Palese

What is this?



Allen

[Sephiroth]

Originally posted by Allen
What is this?



Allen

[Phil Howell]

Is that "Allen" abduction survey?

If not, any takers (pun intended)?

[Sephiroth]

Originally posted by Phil Howell
Is that "Allen" abduction survey?

If not, any takers (pun intended)?

[Allen]

Originally posted by Phil Howell
Is that "Allen" abduction survey?

If not, any takers (pun intended)?

Everyone here would like to take me home.....

But nobody can afford me.

Allen

[Sephiroth]

Originally posted by Allen
Everyone here would like to take me home.....

But nobody can afford me.

Allen

[Phil Howell]

[Phil Howell]

You noticed I first used 12 embarrasment heads. I didn't want them to mean that, I wanted them to be eyes wide shut heads.

Here's 12 more eeks:



(This also proves I don't know what I'm talking about, hence, I've never been abducted.)

[Allen]

Originally posted by Phil Howell
You noticed I first used 12 embarrasment heads. I didn't want them to mean that, I wanted them to be eyes wide shut heads.

Here's 12 more eeks:



(This also proves I don't know what I'm talking about, hence, I've never been abducted.)

You mean.....

Never been abducted that you are aware of.....



Allen

[JeepKat]

http://www.geocities.com/stefufo/form1.html

or try this.....

http://maar.us/abduction_data.html

[Sephiroth]

Originally posted by JeepKat
http://www.geocities.com/stefufo/form1.html

or try this.....

http://maar.us/abduction_data.html

[Tim]

you are all going to be wearing foil on your heads so the aliens cant read your minds!!!!

[Allen]

What do you mean going to be.....?

Allen

[Tim]

i bet yours has antlers and a chin strap!

[Sephiroth]

Originally posted by Allen
What do you mean going to be.....?

Allen

[Allen]

Originally posted by T.Dome
i bet yours has antlers and a chin strap!

Are you an alien?

Do you know something I don't?



Allen

[Tim]

ron probably already has the shark fin, so you're out of luck there.

[Allen]

Originally posted by T.Dome
ron probably already has the shark fin, so you're out of luck there.

Sharks are alien beings?

I knew it.....

Allen

[Tim]

Originally posted by Allen
Are you an alien?

Do you know something I don't?



Allen

i'll never tell

but i did see this website about alien mind readers. their tin foil brain protectors didnt have fins or antlers. not even a chin strap! they looked like a used wadded up piece of foil. with the new improved version like you made (antlers) you will probably scare the slime outta them once they get a look at you with your alloy alien mind reading deflector.

if i was you id glue hair on and paint the antlers a natural color so you can catch them off guard.

[Tim]

heres four steps to help you incase you are being abducted by aliens... (i dont know why i find this so funny)

1. A strong assertive person who believes totally that he has free will and rights in the universal scheme of things and believes that these beings can't usurp his/her rights. Holds strongly to this position when abductors are present.

2. Mental struggle has proven most effective. When one is experiencing the paralysis associated with the beginning of an abduction, that person must struggle with very concentrated effort to make even one small movement (move a finger, toe, twitch the nose, etc.) If you can move anything at all, the paralyzed state breaks and the altered state is also broken. The beings quickly leave/disappear.

3. Very focused anger, not hatred or fear. Anger and indignation at being treated as less than an equal in the universe. Focused anger, such as you would feel towards some punk trying to steal your purse on a busy street.

4. Very strong sense of protection by a spiritual personages (Christ, angels, etc.) Use of various metaphysical techniques, such as surrounding yourself with a protective barrier of white light.

dont forget to wiggle your nose!

Protection against alien abduction

[Robert J. Yates]

:True Story:

I was camping on the Kern about 6 or 7 years ago and some folks pulled in near my site and set up their camp. No biggie to me really and I got to yakking with the guy while I had my line in the water fishing.......thats when I got the story that he was picked up while driving his truck on the 395 by aliens and was gone for 2 years even though he didn't think he was gone for even a day I couldn't resist asking him how the anal probe portion of his abduction went but he didn't think that was too funny

[Sephiroth]

Originally posted by Robert J. Yates
:True Story:

I was camping on the Kern about 6 or 7 years ago and some folks pulled in near my site and set up their camp. No biggie to me really and I got to yakking with the guy while I had my line in the water fishing.......thats when I got the story that he was picked up while driving his truck on the 395 by aliens and was gone for 2 years even though he didn't think he was gone for even a day I couldn't resist asking him how the anal probe portion of his abduction went but he didn't think that was too funny

[Robert J. Yates]

You know Don, you do look a little familiar, ever do any fishing on the Kern River?

[Sephiroth]

Originally posted by Robert J. Yates
You know Don, you do look a little familiar, ever do any fishing on the Kern River?

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

[Tim]

Originally posted by Don Palese
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

i nominate you for a short horned tin-foil viking helmet

[Sephiroth]

Originally posted by T.Dome
i nominate you for a short horned tin-foil viking helmet

Well thank you and I feel I owe it all to Robert!!!!