Going squirrely

[HIGLET]

I don't mean with handling, I mean SQUIRRELS. That's right real honest to goodness squirrels. You see I like to leave a bag of sunflower seeds in my jeep for the wonderful snacking potential the seed has.

Well it seems some damn squirrel has found out about them and now eats them every chance he/she gets. It took a while to figure out but last night he/she ripped open my new bag and left the husks everywhere. I feel so violated, so dirty. I had to take a shower just to try to get the stench of squirrel off of me. I couldn't the the picture out of my mind of that SOB sitting in my seat, eating my seeds DAMN YOU SQUIRREL, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!

First I had a Gopher snake living in my dashboard, now I've got rodents. Why couldn't the snake have just hung out a few months longer? William I need you to come over and kill it with your Jeep.

Sean M Higgins
higs@higsrigs.com