4 Wheeling & Marriage

[Tumbleweed]

Posted by Great-CJ8 over on JU:
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Four married guys go 4wheeling.

After an hour, the following
conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
wheeling this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to ride & chat on the cb when they realized that the
fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come out wheeling this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off
the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fourwheeling or me," and
she said, "Wear a sweater."
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Trust me after 30 some years, save the nudge cus at 5:30 you will just pay for it later. On Tues. or Wed. you really don?t want her mad for waking her up early. Not good when you have the sniffles from forgetting the sweater again, you feel miserable and you really need her to pick up parts so you can do it again next week.
Garry