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Southern ebonics
Southern Ebonics
Not to be outdone by Ebonics in California, the Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of federal dollars to teach"Y'allbonics" in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included here are some samples of "Y'allbonics." If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an explanation. HEIDI: (noun) Greeting. HIRE YEW: (complete sentence) Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?" BARD: (verb) Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH: (noun) The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." BAMMER: (noun) The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum. Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements." MUNTS: (noun) A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pi! ckup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts." THANK: (verb) Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke." RANCH: (noun) A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." ALL: (noun) A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." FAR: (noun) A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far." TAR: (noun) A rubber wheel. Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuhdon't git a flat tar in my pickup truck." TIRE: (noun) A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime." RETARD: (verb) To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65." FARN: (adjective) Not domestic. Usage: "Icuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed .... mus! t be from some farn country." DID: (adjective) Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim." ARE: (noun) A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen. Usage: "He cain't breathe ...give 'im some ARE!" BOB WAR: (noun) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence." |
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LOL! Being from Texas and Louisiana, I've heard all those words!
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But you're not a true redneck until you can understand the following conversation: MR DUCKS MR NOT SAR CDEM WANGS LIB MR DUCKS
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LMAF. You owe me a new keyboard, I just spewed my lunch all over mine HeHee
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LOL
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I read right through that one, first time and got it correct. Spent too long in lower Alabama I reckon.
Had to sound it out for the NJ resident though. |
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