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Prayers by gender......
Female Prayer:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. ************************************************* Male Prayer: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. Amen.
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HAAAHAAA!! Ain't it the truth.
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