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100%
What is 100%?
And what does it mean to put in more than 100% of effort? We all have a job where someone needs to do one?s best for more than 100%. Mathematic Formulae What does it mean to reach 103%? What does 100% mean in our lives? Now we will follow a mathematical approach to answer these questions IF : A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z can be translated into 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then is ?. H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103% And ?Let?s look how far ASS-KISSING will bring you ?. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, With mathematical certainty you can conclude That "Hard work" and "Knowledge" can bring you close to 100% And that "Attitude" will bring you there But? That "Bull****" and "Ass kissing" will bring you to the over the top |
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Brilliant... Sounds like my work
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