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Old 05-30-2006, 02:50 PM
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Talking Kenny's first business venture

Kenny's first business venture

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night" Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back.
"The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said:"OK then, just unload the donkey." The farmer asked: "What ya gonna do with him?" Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny : "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars.

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
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