Wall-Mart wine

[Jeeper]

"The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the

$2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."



So, here we go: The top 13 suggested names for Walmart Wine



13. Chateau Traileur Parc

12. White Trashfindel

11. Big Red Gulp

10. Grape Expectations

9. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

8. NASCARbernet

7. Chef Boyardeaux

6. Peanut Noir

5. Chateau des Moines

4. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

3. World Championship Riesling

2. Sams Shiraz

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...

1. Nasti Spumante

[TObject]

I never liked Spumante, tastes very unearthly, overly sweet, with pronounced artificial notes.

Edit: Damn, there I am. I always thought that Spumante was a type of the grape. But turns out it just means, "sparkling".

[speaceman]

Why should Mad Dog 20/20 have the corner on cheap wines?