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Alien Abduction Survey
Ignore..... Allen
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Re: Alien Abduction Survey
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ON BOARD AIR RULES!!!!01 Sport,Delayed response RULES !!!! Factory Hard Top, Auto, WARN? SYNTHETIC WINCH ROPE RULES!!!! Silverstone , D44 with Trac-Lok and 3.73:1 , LIBERTY DIESEL RULES!!!! TERA S3T 3" Lift, Currie steering box brace, MetalFusion Fenders Rule!!!!Currie steering damper, BFGoodrich Krawler RULES !!!!Bilstein Shocks,Harbor Freight winches rule!!!! GY MTR 33x1250-15 on rockcrawler Rims, Sun Performance rocker skids. Tera T-Locker's rule!!!! HUMMER SHOES RULE!!!! |
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Allen
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ON BOARD AIR RULES!!!!01 Sport,Delayed response RULES !!!! Factory Hard Top, Auto, WARN? SYNTHETIC WINCH ROPE RULES!!!! Silverstone , D44 with Trac-Lok and 3.73:1 , LIBERTY DIESEL RULES!!!! TERA S3T 3" Lift, Currie steering box brace, MetalFusion Fenders Rule!!!!Currie steering damper, BFGoodrich Krawler RULES !!!!Bilstein Shocks,Harbor Freight winches rule!!!! GY MTR 33x1250-15 on rockcrawler Rims, Sun Performance rocker skids. Tera T-Locker's rule!!!! HUMMER SHOES RULE!!!! |
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Is that "Allen" abduction survey?
If not, any takers (pun intended)? |
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ON BOARD AIR RULES!!!!01 Sport,Delayed response RULES !!!! Factory Hard Top, Auto, WARN? SYNTHETIC WINCH ROPE RULES!!!! Silverstone , D44 with Trac-Lok and 3.73:1 , LIBERTY DIESEL RULES!!!! TERA S3T 3" Lift, Currie steering box brace, MetalFusion Fenders Rule!!!!Currie steering damper, BFGoodrich Krawler RULES !!!!Bilstein Shocks,Harbor Freight winches rule!!!! GY MTR 33x1250-15 on rockcrawler Rims, Sun Performance rocker skids. Tera T-Locker's rule!!!! HUMMER SHOES RULE!!!! |
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But nobody can afford me. Allen
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ON BOARD AIR RULES!!!!01 Sport,Delayed response RULES !!!! Factory Hard Top, Auto, WARN? SYNTHETIC WINCH ROPE RULES!!!! Silverstone , D44 with Trac-Lok and 3.73:1 , LIBERTY DIESEL RULES!!!! TERA S3T 3" Lift, Currie steering box brace, MetalFusion Fenders Rule!!!!Currie steering damper, BFGoodrich Krawler RULES !!!!Bilstein Shocks,Harbor Freight winches rule!!!! GY MTR 33x1250-15 on rockcrawler Rims, Sun Performance rocker skids. Tera T-Locker's rule!!!! HUMMER SHOES RULE!!!! |
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You noticed I first used 12 embarrasment heads. I didn't want them to mean that, I wanted them to be eyes wide shut heads.
Here's 12 more eeks: (This also proves I don't know what I'm talking about, hence, I've never been abducted.) |
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Never been abducted that you are aware of..... Allen
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The real survey....
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Re: The real survey....
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ON BOARD AIR RULES!!!!01 Sport,Delayed response RULES !!!! Factory Hard Top, Auto, WARN? SYNTHETIC WINCH ROPE RULES!!!! Silverstone , D44 with Trac-Lok and 3.73:1 , LIBERTY DIESEL RULES!!!! TERA S3T 3" Lift, Currie steering box brace, MetalFusion Fenders Rule!!!!Currie steering damper, BFGoodrich Krawler RULES !!!!Bilstein Shocks,Harbor Freight winches rule!!!! GY MTR 33x1250-15 on rockcrawler Rims, Sun Performance rocker skids. Tera T-Locker's rule!!!! HUMMER SHOES RULE!!!! |
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What do you mean going to be.....?
Allen
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(OlllllllO) Me, Me, Me-It's All About me. But Enough About Me. What About You? What Do You Think Of Me? |
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ON BOARD AIR RULES!!!!01 Sport,Delayed response RULES !!!! Factory Hard Top, Auto, WARN? SYNTHETIC WINCH ROPE RULES!!!! Silverstone , D44 with Trac-Lok and 3.73:1 , LIBERTY DIESEL RULES!!!! TERA S3T 3" Lift, Currie steering box brace, MetalFusion Fenders Rule!!!!Currie steering damper, BFGoodrich Krawler RULES !!!!Bilstein Shocks,Harbor Freight winches rule!!!! GY MTR 33x1250-15 on rockcrawler Rims, Sun Performance rocker skids. Tera T-Locker's rule!!!! HUMMER SHOES RULE!!!! |
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Do you know something I don't? Allen
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I knew it..... Allen
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but i did see this website about alien mind readers. their tin foil brain protectors didnt have fins or antlers. not even a chin strap! they looked like a used wadded up piece of foil. with the new improved version like you made (antlers) you will probably scare the slime outta them once they get a look at you with your alloy alien mind reading deflector. if i was you id glue hair on and paint the antlers a natural color so you can catch them off guard. |
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heres four steps to help you incase you are being abducted by aliens... (i dont know why i find this so funny)
1. A strong assertive person who believes totally that he has free will and rights in the universal scheme of things and believes that these beings can't usurp his/her rights. Holds strongly to this position when abductors are present. 2. Mental struggle has proven most effective. When one is experiencing the paralysis associated with the beginning of an abduction, that person must struggle with very concentrated effort to make even one small movement (move a finger, toe, twitch the nose, etc.) If you can move anything at all, the paralyzed state breaks and the altered state is also broken. The beings quickly leave/disappear. 3. Very focused anger, not hatred or fear. Anger and indignation at being treated as less than an equal in the universe. Focused anger, such as you would feel towards some punk trying to steal your purse on a busy street. 4. Very strong sense of protection by a spiritual personages (Christ, angels, etc.) Use of various metaphysical techniques, such as surrounding yourself with a protective barrier of white light. dont forget to wiggle your nose! Protection against alien abduction |
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:True Story:
I was camping on the Kern about 6 or 7 years ago and some folks pulled in near my site and set up their camp. No biggie to me really and I got to yakking with the guy while I had my line in the water fishing.......thats when I got the story that he was picked up while driving his truck on the 395 by aliens and was gone for 2 years even though he didn't think he was gone for even a day I couldn't resist asking him how the anal probe portion of his abduction went but he didn't think that was too funny |
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ON BOARD AIR RULES!!!!01 Sport,Delayed response RULES !!!! Factory Hard Top, Auto, WARN? SYNTHETIC WINCH ROPE RULES!!!! Silverstone , D44 with Trac-Lok and 3.73:1 , LIBERTY DIESEL RULES!!!! TERA S3T 3" Lift, Currie steering box brace, MetalFusion Fenders Rule!!!!Currie steering damper, BFGoodrich Krawler RULES !!!!Bilstein Shocks,Harbor Freight winches rule!!!! GY MTR 33x1250-15 on rockcrawler Rims, Sun Performance rocker skids. Tera T-Locker's rule!!!! HUMMER SHOES RULE!!!! |
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You know Don, you do look a little familiar, ever do any fishing on the Kern River?
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ON BOARD AIR RULES!!!!01 Sport,Delayed response RULES !!!! Factory Hard Top, Auto, WARN? SYNTHETIC WINCH ROPE RULES!!!! Silverstone , D44 with Trac-Lok and 3.73:1 , LIBERTY DIESEL RULES!!!! TERA S3T 3" Lift, Currie steering box brace, MetalFusion Fenders Rule!!!!Currie steering damper, BFGoodrich Krawler RULES !!!!Bilstein Shocks,Harbor Freight winches rule!!!! GY MTR 33x1250-15 on rockcrawler Rims, Sun Performance rocker skids. Tera T-Locker's rule!!!! HUMMER SHOES RULE!!!! |
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ON BOARD AIR RULES!!!!01 Sport,Delayed response RULES !!!! Factory Hard Top, Auto, WARN? SYNTHETIC WINCH ROPE RULES!!!! Silverstone , D44 with Trac-Lok and 3.73:1 , LIBERTY DIESEL RULES!!!! TERA S3T 3" Lift, Currie steering box brace, MetalFusion Fenders Rule!!!!Currie steering damper, BFGoodrich Krawler RULES !!!!Bilstein Shocks,Harbor Freight winches rule!!!! GY MTR 33x1250-15 on rockcrawler Rims, Sun Performance rocker skids. Tera T-Locker's rule!!!! HUMMER SHOES RULE!!!! |
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