Latest 'Rock Crawler' at Pirate4x4

[Robert A.M. Stephens]

Well,

Just got this info from Eric Binder, the co-owner of the Pirate BBS along with his princess, "Lance".



This is serious news. The latest registered member is none other than you know who.

In his first post there the esteemed normalacy-man-freak states, (hear this as a 7 year old boy would sound):

"I joined cuz there are all these rock clefts to get into, and I now have a tube, and this tube can get up into those clefts for time. Gosh, if I don't do the time, they punish me........"

The end of his post reads:

".....whose the youngest boy here at this rock crawlie site...........oooooohhhhh."

Congrats Pirate on another 'Queenie' member (literally, I assume) amongst your amazingly manly bunch.

I am love.

[mrblaine]

Robert, the other Eric at P4x4BB is Eric Linker. I have no idea who Binder is.

One rule that is hard and fast around here is that we prefer not to invite any members of other boards to attempt to inflict any retribution upon us for failing to understand our combined senses of humor.

Your above post if actually received is more than welcome to stay. If it's a spoof you made up, please let me know so I can take it down.

You may through inference refer to other boards and your treatment there on this board, but calling them out by name invites a plethora of ill advised give and take by both sides that generally leaves more than a bad taste in one's mouth.

You're smart enough to imply without naming names. Help us out here and keep the board wars to a minimum.

[Dukes69]

huh?

[Larry Nickell]

Words escape me, where's a throw-up smilie?

[Robert A.M. Stephens]

Erik (Linker--I changed it for obvious reasons) has been emailing evreyday back and forth since I was kicked off of Pirate. He is an interesting guy and I've grown to enjoy his exchanges, and when I poke him on other BBS or at Behold I send him first the link so he can see what I am doing, totally unlike what is and has been done to me from Pirate and Jeep Forum BBSs.

I am saddened to report that I'm nearly certain Micahel Jackson has not joined Pirate 4x4, though this surprises me since he would be perfect there.

So, you are the admin here and this is your BBS and so you must decide if you wish to delete, censor or whatever you choose.

If you'd like me to go in and re-edit it, I can present data about how my own breast implants haven't panned out and ask for tech advice. Just a thought.



I am love.

[mrblaine]

Having read it again, I don't find anything that really disparages Lance and Eric. They also have many moderators capable of keeping Mr. Jackson in line.

When he joined, did he put up a profile with a pic of his rig?

Both of their first and last names are common knowledge.

Is Eric upset with you or just trying to be friends? Challenges come in many fashions you know.

[Robert A.M. Stephens]

Originally posted by mrblaine
Having read it again, I don't find anything that really disparages Lance and Eric. They also have many moderators capable of keeping Mr. Jackson in line.

When he joined, did he put up a profile with a pic of his rig?

Both of their first and last names are common knowledge.

Is Eric upset with you or just trying to be friends? Challenges come in many fashions you know.

I am glad you came to your senses, so that we can see all the new members in our off road community and what they drive.

In Eric's most private collection he has opened to me for my purviewing on his HD, here is the one photo of Mike's Rig and how it look in the shop. Not bad.

I can't wait to see trail pics too. It is rumored Mike will be guest speaker at the ARCA finals, though they are going to have hin speak through a CAT Back Muffler so he sounds like a f*cking man.



Does this help?

I am love.

[Bruce David]

LMAO...........

[Robert A.M. Stephens]

I'm glad "mr. Blaine" came to his senses and let us see our newest 4x4 member. Heart warming.

I'm also glad he let us share an actual user photo of the 'mighty rock mike' as Jackon calls himself.

[JeepGal]

HIS hands ARE white! I heard it, but didnt believe it till now! Amazing!

Tam