Chinese Sick Leave - "I no come work today"

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04-16-2006, 10:03 PM

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Chinese Sick Leave - "I no come work today"

CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Boss, I no come work today, I real sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again and says, "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon..... You got nice house."

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