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Minneapolis Craigslist... :) Work Safe
Yes, it's true: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/mis/1032067538.html
To the guy that crapped in my car. - w4m - 29 (SW Minneapolis) Reply to: pers-1032067538@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-12, 1:22PM CST To the guy that crapped in my car. (SW Minneapolis) We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that. I thought we had chemistry sitting at Famous Daves sharing the feast for two while drinking their sweetened ice tea. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you. At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive. I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat... What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract. I await your call or email, Tiffany
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Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
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What a good sport. Shes a keeper!
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