Under $60 grocery list...

[TObject]

Florida Red Potatoes, Farm Stand Small Round Red Potatoes, 1.00 lbs, [$0.99]
Florida Long Hot Peppers, Mildly Pungent Long Green Hot Peppers, 1.00 lbs, [$2.99]
Cyprus Olive Oil, 17.00 fl oz, [$3.99]
Fiorucci Pre-Sliced Hard Salami, 6.00 oz, [$2.99]
Vita Herring Creamed Snacks, 12.00 oz, [$3.59]
Hain's Sunflower Oil, Plastic Container, 13.00 fl oz, [$2.69]
Polar Crab Meat, 6.00 oz, [$2.89]
La Costena Nacho Jalapeno, 15.00 oz, [$1.29]
Salmulox Smoked Whitefish, 1.25 lbs, [$9.99]
Fresh Domestic Lamb Stew, Boneless Lamb, 1.00 lbs, [$5.39]
New Zealand Smoked Eel Fillets, 3.50 oz, [$6.99]
Doxsee Minced Clams In Clam Juice No MSG, All Natural No MSG, 6.00 oz, [$1.59]
Utz Sour Cream & Cheddar Cheese Wavy Potato Chips, 5.50 oz, [$1.29]
Herr's Ketchup Chips, 5.50 oz, [$1.19]
B&G New York Deli Style Pickles, In Jar, 32.00 fl oz, [$1.99]
Bell's All Natural Unsalted Chicken & Poultry Seasoning , 1.00 oz, [$1.49]
Kirsch Dried Mushrooms, 5.00 oz, [$2.39]
Victoria Stuffed Hot Cherry Peppers, with Olive Oil, 8.00 fl oz, [$4.49]
Knorr Bouillon Chicken Flavor Cubes, 6 Count, 2.00 oz, [$0.40]
Roland Rolled Anchovies & Capers In Olive Oil, 2.00 oz, [$1.29]

Total: 59.91

[JeepGal]

Dont invite me over for dinner

[Matt Pascoe]

Uh oh... you've been watching Chef on a Shoestring

[TObject]

Originally posted by JeepGal
Dont invite me over for dinner

Really? Hmm.

What's your grocery list looks like? Let me guess, something like this:

- Yogurt
- No meat.

Now seriously, what improvements to my shopping list would you recommend for making it more attractive to ladies?

[TObject]

Originally posted by Matt Pascoe
Uh oh... you've been watching Chef on a Shoestring

I am trying to figure out if I can live a happier life by quitting my job and starting living off the food stamps.

[Jeff Weston]

Originally posted by TObject
Now seriously, what improvements to my shopping list would you recommend for making it more attractive to ladies?

Jewelrey, nice cars and Trojan Magnumz.

[TObject]

Screw that.

[JeepGal]

Originally posted by TObject
Really? Hmm.

What's your grocery list looks like? Let me guess, something like this:

- Yogurt
- No meat.

Now seriously, what improvements to my shopping list would you recommend for making it more attractive to ladies?

Lose the fish and pickled jalapenos

You live relatively close Sergey...why dont you come up for dinner sometime soon (Im serious) Ill cook up some nice tri-tip or something

I eat a steady diet of meat, vegies and starches...(when Im not on atkins )

Tam

[TObject]

All right. Dinner sounds good.

[Kiwi]

Originally posted by TObject

New Zealand Smoked Eel Fillets, 3.50 oz, [$6.99]

Total: 59.91

Now there's some fine cuisine

[DsrtJeeper]

I'll have to remember that pickup line.

[Stu Olson]

Originally posted by DsrtJeeper
I'll have to remember that pickup line.

Which one? "Hey babe, wanna check out my groceries?"

[DsrtJeeper]

Originally posted by Stu Olson
Which one? "Hey babe, wanna check out my groceries?"

Exactly!

[Matt Pascoe]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"


The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly.""

[DsrtJeeper]

Originally posted by Matt Pascoe
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"


The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly.""

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Paradiddle]

Sergey - is this your Jeeping menu?

[Wind_Danzer]

My $50.21 grocerry list (33 Items) :

5 packs of Budding Turkey Brest slices @ $.60 each
Kroger 4 Mexican shredded cheese @ $2.00
Mission Low Carb Fajitas @ $2.49
Boneless S/L Chicken Breasts @ $5.97
Tyson Chicken Fajita mix @ $5.99
2 Fry Medium Eggs cartons @ $.67
Dole Classic salad @ $2.00
Hillshire Farm Beef Hot Links @ $2.99
White Onion @ $.75
Green Peppers @ $1.50
Jalapenos @ $.30
Fresh Apples @ $2.40
Kroger Whipped Cream @ $1.99
Lean Pockets @ $1.67
2 Philly Cream Cheese @ $1.98
Renuzit Air freshner that is a power outlet @ $4.99
Olay Body Wash @ $3.69
2 Glade Air Freshner Cans @ $1.00 (buy one get one free)
Kroger sugarfree jelly @ $1.29
Friskies Cat Food @ $2.99
Almond Snikers Bar @ $.25
2 Diet Rite Sodas @ $2.00
Benton Crackers @ $2.79

MFG Coupons gave me $6.05 back along with a bonus coupon of $.55. Fry's VIP card saved me $22.41.

Not bad for the day.

[JeepGal]

HEY!

That looks like my grocery list...heheheheh

I think I may just print it out and take it with me...THANKYOU

Tam

(Gotta love Atkins...it give me gas too ...hence all the air freshners )

[RckyMtnTJ]

What scares me is my shopping list looks more like the ladies shopping list than the mens... I guess I will have to go buy some eal fillets to make myself more macho.