Horse Joke

[Joe Dillard]

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a
friend over, to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith looking horth.

Can I thee her eyeth?" So the guy picks up the midget and
he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth.

Can I thee her earzth?" So he picks the little fella up again and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth.

Can I see her mouf?" The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf.

Can I see her twat?" Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him to the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephwase that; can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit?"

[Matt Pascoe]

OMG Joe... LMAO!

I was laughing so hard my secretary came in, so I of course had to read the joke to her... not so sure if she was laughing with me or at me

I sure hope it was worth the sexual harassment suit that?s sure to follow

[TObject]

A pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel up his ass.
The bartender says, "Hey buddy, you got a steering wheel up your ass!"
The pirate says,
"Arrr , it's driving me nuts"

[Bruce David]

?.So a horse walks in to a bar?..

The bartender say.























"HEY,,WHATS WITH THE LONG FACE ??????????"


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