If a woman says that she hates you...

[TObject]

...that means she loves you, but you are an ass-hole.

[Joe Dillard]

Hmm - did something happen (or not happen) during Valentines Day?

[MLCJeep]

Originally posted by TObject
...that means she loves you, but you are an ass-hole.

Hmmm. I thought it meant that she use to love you but now wants half of everything you own plus an ungodly amount of money every month to maintain the lifestyle to which she has become accustomed.

[NAILER341]

damn, sergey.... who did you **** off, and refuse to apologize to?

[m-l_johnny]

I thought it meant that she use to love you but now wants half of everything you own plus an ungodly amount of money every month to maintain the lifestyle to which she has become accustomed.

Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw once, LMAO. "Marriage? Why not find a woman you hate and give her a house?"

[Bruce David]

I like this BS ?
"I'm so miserable without you,, Its almost like your still here"

[mrblaine]

My ex called me once about 8 months after the divorce.

Me- Hello

Her-Hi there, just called to see if you still think of me.

Me- Yep, every time I get one of your god damm bills paid off.
And promptly hung up on her never to hear from her again. There are benefits to being blunt.