Age old radical weight loss plan!

[Jim M]

Influenza virus! Gauranteed to shed pounds in only days. Unlike other diet plans this one is fast, you can eat whatever you want (or can) and still loose the weight. As amazing as it sounds, it's true. Food goes in, but somes out an hour later, one way or another! Your body has no time to process all those pesky calories and nutrients.

I've lost almost 10 pounds in three days. What fun! I've given up eating as all it does is force me back to the bathroom. Of course, being hypoglycemic, my blood sugar plemmets, causing migraine headaches. Not bad headaches, migraines. You know, blackouts, nausea from the pain, etc. Did I mention the dehydration?...

I'm whining, yes, but I've earned the right to. Wish me well. I hate winters here. Is there a flu season in the warm climates?

[TObject]

Geee... Get well soon, you sick bastard.

[Jeff Weston]

Sorry to hear that Jim. I'm on the opposite diet. I've been home from work for 2-1/2 weeks with a sore back. Actually, my back was better within a week but the sciatic nerve has been causing me pain ever since. All I've been able to do is hang around, pop painkillers and eat. Being inactive sure doesn't burn many calories. I get to look forward to an MRI next week. Yipee!

[Jim M]

Wow Jeff, that's worse than me. At least I know I'll get better ina day or so. Good luck with the back. I hope it works out for you!