Happy Chrumbo!

[TObject]

Happy Chrumbo Everyone!

Chrumbo is the same as Christmas, only non-offensive to anyone who doesn't celebrate Christmas. I invented it.

Big thank you to David and Denis and everyone else that sent me gifts. They are under my tree, and I am going to open them, and I am sure they are wonderful.

Let me continue with a song (imagine me singing):

Every body Pauses and stares at me
These two teeth are gone as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas."
It seems so long since I could say,
"Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only whistle (thhhh, thhhh)

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas!"

Now quit imagining me singing.

Happy Chrumbo to all of you and your families!!!

[Jerry Bransford]

Heh, Happy Chrumbo to you Sergey!

I think you missed your calling as a writer of network television comedy scripts. Come to think, they're beneath your skills.

[Kiwi]

Happy Chrumbo Sergey and all. Hope everyone has a great day. Thanks also to you Sergey for the gift under the tree.

[speaceman]

As a fan of the OC (yes, I devote one hour of my week to crap TV) I think Chrismahkah beats the pants off of your Chrumbo.

To each his own, I suppose.

Merry Chrumbo Sergey!